How To Survive Valentine’s Day With A Helping Hand From Technology

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News flash! Solo, single female travellers can find it hard to meet a guy. Am I right ladies? With it being Valentine’s Day today, I’m just gonna go all girl power on your asses. Girls, you deserve to put the best personal vibrator massager in your backpack. Talking to my travel girlfriends, I discovered a lot of us have hand held personal massagers tucked away somewhere in our luggage. It got me thinking; why not me too?

Best Personal Vibrator Massager

Do Not Slam The Door On Your Own Self Love

If you’re a little shocked about what I’m saying, please don’t be. One of my goals on Teacake Travels is to encourage women to love themselves and believe in their inner goddess. A woman who adores herself is capable of so much more. Travel has really helped me to learn what I’m capable of and celebrate me (being a burlesque dancer in Shanghai was particularly fun!). I believe one step further towards your empowerment is self-gratification. There is nothing wrong with getting down with yourself. Period.

How To Survive Valentine’s Day With A Helping Hand From Technology

Celebrate your right to have some healthy, well-deserved quality girl time. You are beautiful. You’re an amazing woman. You have every right to have your cake and eat it. Even if you’re staying in hostels on your journey, technology has got it sorted (personal massagers are seriously quiet these days!).

Best Personal Vibrator Massager

Besides…Sometimes Actual Sex Just Isn’t Worth It

I’ve found that as I’ve got older, I’m just not willing to ‘give up the goods’ as easily. Your vagina power is precious and you, my lady, are the crown jewels. Regardless of how much you want to ‘get it’, having sex with someone who doesn’t give a toss about you sucks.

I’ve grown tired of it and many of my female friends have too. Besides…who knows your body better than you?! You know your body so much better than that guy at the bar at 2am ever will. So…if you’re single and you’re travelling solo, treat yourself to the best personal vibrator massager this Valentine’s Day.

Let’s bring out the goodies!

The Best Personal Vibrator Massager For You

On my quest for the best personal vibrator massager, I went looking for discreet, backpack-sized, highly powered electric handheld massagers. This is what I found!

No, there aren’t any immediate images ladies. Click on the links to ‘investigate’ more and whilst you’re on this page, here’s some lovely ‘vegetables’ to entertain you 🙂

Best Personal Vibrator Massager

Theraflow Ultraportable Massager

The Theraflow Ultraportable Massager is described as being ‘multi-purpose’ with various functions (ooh la la – can it open cans of beans at the same time whilst I’m camping and hiking (?) because that would be awesome). With 7 intensity levels, 7 pulse mode controls and high RPM (revolutions (revelations) per minute), this sexy sleek female massager is sure to bring you a happy ending without having to go to Thailand. You’ll get 2 hours of full use out of it and it easily fits into your handbag.

Alessandro Yarosi Cordless Waterproof Wand Massager

It’s mini, waterproof, handheld and has 8 powerful speeds with 20 patterns of awesomeness! If you become best friends and too familiar with each other, it has a trusty 1 year warranty. I particularly love that the tip of this best personal vibrator massager is bendy to fit the contours of your inner power! Strongly recommend packing the Alessandro Yarosi!

IMO Vibrating G-Spot Rabbit Massager

At 5.8 inches tall and 1.4 inches wide, this is the perfect size to travel with! I love it that it has a dual motor and is USB rechargeable for battery-free fun. It’s apparently angled for the perfect g-spot hit. It’s waterproof and easy to clean but it might not be your first choice as it has this weird disco light thing going on. Take a look at it and judge for yourself ><

Best Personal Vibrator Massager

LELO Soraya Vibrator

If you have the cash to splash ladies, this is high on my best personal vibrator massager list. LELO are renowned for undeniably high quality personal massagers. Their Soraya personal massager has been a bestseller since the company started. Promising a ‘blended’ and ‘gradual’ climax this is the creme de la creme. Admittedly, this is one of the ‘biggest’ ones on the list at 8.7 inches, so you need to be comfortable carrying something larger in your backpack. If this not for you, the LELO Mia is super small and cute!

From the 6th to the 13th March Lelo are celebrating Women’s Day! Save 20% off on HEX Condoms – Use Code: WDAY17

Jetpow Waterproof Magic Wand Massager

OK I’m cheating…because this is the big boy on the list (10 inches long). You’ll have to be comfortable carrying it around more than the others but it’s worth it!  If you’re in a hurry – the Jetpow very much does the job. You can use either end, it’s quiet, waterproof and charging it with a USB is super easy.

Intimina Kiri Personal Massager

My most favourite one on the list which I use the most! The Kiri Personal Massager is Intimina’s smallest product but they also have a medium and large size which are definitely backpack-respectable! Intimina’s personal massagers are wonderfully quiet and budget friendly. 6 vibration patterns, 16 different speeds, battery-powered and oh so smooth, they are a solo female traveller’s sexy secret weapon. KA-POW!

Best Personal Vibrator Massager

LuLu Cordless Heated Double Sided Wand Massager

Perfectly-sized for travel and had to be included because it heats up! One side is smooth and the other is certainly ‘interesting’. It’s 100% waterproof, has 10 powerful settings to keep you ‘busy’ and charges quickly via USB. Nice one LuLu!

Do It Clean!

It goes without say to always make sure that you’re travelling safely as a woman. Look after your health and take care of your best personal vibrator massager by cleaning it the right way. This palm-sized antibacterial cleaner will do the trick nicely!

Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Travels!

Wherever you are today, considering going on an adventure or travelling already…Happy Valentine’s Day and Happy Travels girls. You rock and I’m wishing you a bucket-load of love, light and happiness on each and every one of your personal journeys. Enjoy your ‘girl time’! Here’s to love!

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About Alice Teacake

Hi! I'm Alice Teacake! A kickass girl who believes in women facing their fears and pushing their boundaries, to reach their full potential through solo adventure travel! Follow me for travel advice and inspiration, so you can go forth and challenge yourself to reach your own personal goals!

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